It’s time, once more, for a thrill-a-minute roller coaster ride through my brain. A toilet paper roll-er coaster. Hang on.
Men and women may look at the same world, but they do not see the same things.
Men tend to be linear thinkers who concentrate on one job until it is done. Women multitask like a pack of hamsters on speed in a room full of running wheels.
I’m not saying one way is better than the other – they’re just different. I also realize there are exceptions to every rule, and I don’t pretend to represent every woman. Nonetheless, I suspect this will sound very familiar to both the XY and XX chromosomed.
Now that we’ve got the disclaimers out of the way…
The following is a true and faithful account of an actual event, which was experienced by me and my brain while spending quality time in my bathroom.