Have you ever started an advice column without remembering a thing about it?
Apparently I did. That’s the only way to explain all the requests for advice I’ve gotten lately; requests which, I might add, somehow landed in my spam blocker. I must have been sleepwalking when I set this up, but I don’t want to disappoint my readers.
Here are just a few of the cries for help that have come to me:
Question: Do you need unique articles for your page ?
Answer: Nope. I’ve given up on “unique” and am shooting for “slap something up there.”
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Answer: You bet your sweet bippy I will continue this benefit, just as long as anyone wants to read it. I’m not sure if you’re interested in the city of Brussels or the cruciferous vegetables also known as “sprouts.” But if you hang around here long enough, I can practically guarantee I will be so desperate for material that I’ll cover both topics at some point.
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From: a bunch of Arabic characters. I don’t read Arabic
Answer: Not much. What’s up with you?
Question: I have a video post in blogger then how can I put a repost link to that? I have already go to addthis but don’t know how to put the code in its proper place wherein the individual posts are being place with an embed this or repost this or share this. Please help..
Answer: Sorry, I don’t really know much about the mechanics of blogging. Check the WordPress Forums and they’re sure to have helpful hints.
Question: A few of my blog readers have complained about my site not working correctly in Explorer but looks great in Safari. Do you have any solutions to help fix this issue?
Question: How do I add the Google Analytics code to a Joomla website?
Answer: How the hell should I know??
Question: Oh my goodness! Incredible article dude! Thank you so much, However I am having issues with your RSS. I don’t know the reason why I am unable to subscribe to it. Is there anyone else having similar RSS issues?
Answer: WTF?!?? What’s with all the technical questions, people? This is a humor blog – LEAVE ME ALONE!!! By the way, it’s “dudette.”
Question: What would cause a lingering smell from little debbie snack cakes?
Answer: There are a number of possibilities:
- Those are not Fudge Swirls – they’re turds.
- Someone didn’t thoroughly clean their Honey Buns.
- Zebra Cakes are made from real zebras.
- The Cheese Danish is made from the funk growing in the folds of belly fat of the people who eat too many Little Debbie snacks.
- What lingering smell? The package of Nutty Bars I just finished off smelled fine!
To those who are still anxiously awaiting my advice, rest assured that I will get to your questions shortly. Just as soon as I can figure out the subscription issues with my RSS.