Sent a little love note to Oprah today:
It’s me again, writing to encourage you to read my blog https://pegoleg.wordpress.com/
I know this has been a super busy time for you. You must be running ragged, what with the end of your TV show, the launch of your new network, and the colonization of your own planet, Pluto.
OK, there might be a little bit of exaggeration there.
Because everyone knows that Pluto was declassified from a full planet to a dwarf planet (it prefers to be called a little planet).
But rumor has it that the International Astronomical Union is going to reclassify PlutOprah (as it is now called) yet again. What an amazing coincidence that new proof of PlutOprah’s planet-ness has come to light, just in time for your colonization project. Boy, do you have good luck!
If you got to know me, I’m sure we would be great friends.
So please check out my blog at https://pegoleg.wordpress.com/. I’m sure you’ll discover that this is just the kind of blog with which Oprah Magazine wants to associate. (Sometimes it’s awkward when you’re trying not to end a sentence with a preposition, eh?)
I hope Oprah isn’t annoyed that I spilled about the whole PlutOprah thing. Hard to keep something like that a secret in the day of the 24-hour news cycle.
Please take a few moments out of your busy, hectic lives to urge Oprah to sponsor my blog. Contact her on her magazine website
Don’t do it for me – do it for you! Once I’m famous you can say, “I read Peg BEFORE she was cool. We’re like this (2 fingers, twisted together).”
Stay strong and do what’s right!