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My Sister-in-Law Is Ruining the U.S. Economy
Using Technology To Avoid Commitment (The Padded Room Variety)
My Dad Has No Rhythm, Yet Is Master Of The Dance
Last Minute Gift Ideas To Keep You From Becoming Ebenezer Screwed
Homo Sapiens Vacationus At The Watering Hole
Mortal Kombat: Battle For The Monkey Bars!
Facebook Ruined My Life. Now They Must Pay
Why I Would Rather Try To Find The Funny Than The Meaning Of Life
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Tag Archives: food
Colon Blow: Day 5
Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot… for most people, this is just a little ditty that school kids sing. For me, it’s daily life. The hubby and I and a group of friends threw a party … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged beans, food, humor, life, musings, postaweek2012, why VanCamps should buy me new underwear
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An Apology from A Bloggy Scab
I am a scab, and I’m sorry. Yesterday was supposed to be a total internet blackout in support of an issue that is vital to all of us. Google, Wikipedia, WordPress and many other sites, big and small, blacked out … Continue reading
A Cupdate
In last week’s blog post, A Cup, A Cup, A Cup, A Cup of Sodium Caseinate I detailed my disgust and disappointment with a tasteless bottle of chemicals masquerading as Pumpkin Spice coffee creamer. Although you don’t have to have … Continue reading
Posted in General Ramblings
Tagged Chicago, coffee, food, humor, postaweek2011, Starbucks
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A Cup, A Cup, A Cup, A Cup Of Sodium Caseinate
For the coffee lover, fall ushers in the best of times: that of the yummy flavored coffees. Rich pumpkin, deep chocolate notes, earthy wafts of cinnamon spice all beckon from grocery store and specialty shop shelves. “Drink Me,” they say. … Continue reading
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Tagged chemicals in food, coffee, food, humor, Java Jive, little things in life, musings, postaweek2011, The King Sisters
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. How Low Can You Go?
The gloves have come off in the family weight loss challenge, and it isn’t pretty. When my sister, Terry, first suggested that the women in my family use this summer to lose weight and get fit, I joined in. (Check … Continue reading
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Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Doing the Cha-Cha
“Step forward with the right foot, then again with the left. Good!” “Now back one with the right foot. That’s it. Now cha-cha!” The summer’s family weight loss challenge is like an Arthur Murray dance class. Every week I do … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, musings, postaweek2011
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We Are Not Amused
When did waiters start asking, “How is everything tasting?” They used to ask a general, “How is everything?” You could reply to this question in lots of different ways: “This fork is dirty.” or “The vichyssoise is just like Mama … Continue reading
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Tagged dining, food, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011, waiters
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Virtue is It’s Own Reward (But Not For Me)
We are now 6 weeks into our family weight loss challenge. Most of my sisters, sister-in-law and Mom have adopted a slow and steady strategy. We’re all making progress, trying to eat sensibly, and some are becoming more active. If you’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, fast food, food, health, humor, my baser self, postaweek2011, working out
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Partying In Hell
ASTOUNDING WEIGHT-LOSS BREAKTHROUGH! I have discovered an appetite suppressant that is easy, low-tech, requires no special food and costs nothing. All you have to do is suffer the burning agonies of hellfire. Most participants in the family weight loss challenge … Continue reading
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Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, postaweek2011
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Biggest Loser: Family Edition. Party Like It’s 1999
Did you know that alcohol has calories? If you’re following along, you’ll know that this is the summer of the family weight-loss challenge. We just finished the third week, and I conducted a little experiment over the weekend. I wouldn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Biggest Loser: Family Edition
Tagged dieting, family, food, health, humor, life, musings, postaweek2011
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