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I'll be leaping tall cradles in a single bound!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/babytrainingball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babytrainingball</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/babytrainingleglift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babytrainingleglift</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/babytrainingkickboxing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babytrainingkickboxing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/babytrainingsquat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babytrainingsquat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/babytraininglunge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babytraininglunge</image:title><image:caption>Baby lunges</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/babytrainingsidestretch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babytrainingsidestretch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-16T17:57:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/05/11/my-mothers-hands-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_20170423_152554261_hdr2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20170423_152554261_HDR~2</image:title><image:caption>Mom, Dad and all their children at our sister's 60th birthday part a couple of weeks ago.  Our brother Pat is no doubt making devil ears behind all of our heads from his perch in heaven.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-14T19:17:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/05/04/signs-your-fashion-addiction-may-require-an-intervention/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/podscloset22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>podscloset2</image:title><image:caption>No problem here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/img_20170311_182453705-e1489422077813.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20170311_182453705</image:title><image:caption>Duplicate dresses photo from...from...random internet stock photo.  Yeah, that's it.  Totally not from anybody you would know.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-21T14:05:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/04/19/yet-another-milestone-id-rather-avoid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/tombstone22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tombstone2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-04T13:42:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/04/12/america-needs-more-taxes/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-01T14:27:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/03/30/your-attitude-towards-socks-is-a-rorschach-test-for-emotional-functionality/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/toesockspegrorschach2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toesockspegRorschach2</image:title><image:caption>Do you see what I see?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-11T17:48:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/03/23/the-astonishingly-amazing-work-for-it-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/appletini2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>appletini2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/apple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/zebracakes.png</image:loc><image:title>zebracakes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/zebra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zebra</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-05T20:36:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/03/15/we-go-to-ireland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ireland-309-041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 041</image:title><image:caption>Yum1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ireland-309-042.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 042</image:title><image:caption>After the full Irish breakfast.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-17T15:44:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/08/25/farewell-to-ireland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ireland-309-013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 013</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ireland-309-149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 149</image:title><image:caption>Dinner was yummy, and so was the waiter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-16T13:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/08/24/maynooth-college/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ireland-309-135.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 135</image:title><image:caption>Family legend has it, our great-great-whomever walked these halls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ireland-309-124.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 124</image:title><image:caption>Maynooth College</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T20:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/05/15/to-athlone-and-beyond/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ireland-309-122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 122</image:title><image:caption>On the road again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ireland-309-123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 123</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T20:35:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/05/13/the-quiet-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ireland-309-117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 117</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/the-quiet-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-quiet-man</image:title><image:caption>Not one of these guys was in the tavern the night we were there. Phooey. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cong</image:title><image:caption>Picture courtesy Pinterest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T20:31:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/29/the-soul-of-ireland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-026.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IReland 026</image:title><image:caption>Kyllemore Abbey</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 103</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IReland 022</image:title><image:caption>What's the meaning of life?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 104</image:title><image:caption>I left my heart...in Conamara!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T20:11:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/23/the-craic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IReland 020</image:title><image:caption>We finally found the craic!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-088.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 088</image:title><image:caption>Playin' the trad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T20:02:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/22/wherein-we-meet-our-cousin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-084.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 084</image:title><image:caption>Almost dark and the Burren is quiet and mysterious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-080.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 080</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to Kinvarra.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-079.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 079</image:title><image:caption>Lib's artsy, pastoral shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-065-e1489520339266.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 065</image:title><image:caption>The (rugby) game is afoot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T19:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/13/from-cork-to-cobh-to-limerick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 121</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-069.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 069</image:title><image:caption>Oh, heck, I don't know.  Lemme see..maybe the River Shannon?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-064.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 064</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 054</image:title><image:caption>Cohb</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T15:37:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/08/finally-cork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-049.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 049</image:title><image:caption>Mona the Waitress tells all.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 050</image:title><image:caption>Our genial hostess</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 046</image:title><image:caption>Cork, finally!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T15:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/07/still-bound-for-cork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 043</image:title><image:caption>Random roadside Medieval ruin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T15:25:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/06/on-to-cork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-038.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 038</image:title><image:caption>Hoary bitch.  I'm referring to the Irish Sea, not my sister.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T15:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/03/25/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 025</image:title><image:caption>Lunch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 017</image:title><image:caption>The Quay</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T15:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2009/04/03/24/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ireland-309-028.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 028</image:title><image:caption>All staged.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-14T15:12:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/03/07/dancing-through-the-raindrops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/peginrain1-e1488898492566.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peginrain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/beauty-and-the-breast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beauty-and-the-breast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/img_20161020_152005321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_20161020_152005321</image:title><image:caption>Libby, me and Carolyn. Up, up and away!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/img_20170124_120257459_burst002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_20170124_120257459_burst002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/peginrain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peginrain</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-28T01:17:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/02/21/freedoms-just-another-word-for-what-the-hell-i-already-look-like-a-doofus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/freedommuddyhiking1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freedommuddyhiking</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-07T23:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/02/10/make-valentines-day-special-with-gifts-straight-from-your-vascular-organ/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/roachmotelgift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roachmotelgift</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rosesboxwithplumbersnake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rosesboxwithplumbersnake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/heartonfloor2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heartonfloor2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/o-weddingrings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-weddingrings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/life-insurance-policy-sealedwithakiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life-insurance-policy-sealedwithakiss</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/valentinesheartsurprise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentinesheartsurprise</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-18T03:23:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/02/06/to-punxsutawney-phil-a-reasoned-rebuttal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/groundhogday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>groundhogday</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-23T15:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/02/01/to-my-ex-facebook-friend-in-case-you-notice-that-i-unfriended-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/facebook-rant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebook-rant</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-02T15:59:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2017/01/13/i-will-always-be-fat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/pegbeforeafterafterer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegbeforeafterafterer</image:title><image:caption>Before...after...more afterer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-22T14:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/12/29/my-retroactive-2016-new-years-resolutions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/newyearsvintagecard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyearsvintagecard</image:title><image:caption>I had a very good year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-15T15:56:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/12/22/last-minute-gift-ideas-to-keep-you-from-being-ebenezer-screwed-again-this-year-2/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-15T16:02:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/12/15/greater-love-hath-no-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/heartcarvedontree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heartcarvedontree</image:title><image:caption>Let's fall in love.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-21T22:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/12/08/the-walmart-christmas-extravaganza/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-13T19:58:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/11/30/need-a-ride-better-goober/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/goober-uber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goober-uber</image:title><image:caption>Floyd the barber just signed on as one of Goober's fast, friendly and reliable drivers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T23:48:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/11/17/why-trump-to-the-intelligentsia-from-the-flyover-zone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-19T19:58:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/11/09/thank-you-sweet-baby-jesus-for-making-it-stop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/demsandrepubs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demsandrepubs</image:title><image:caption>Let the verbal fertilization of America cease.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-17T20:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/11/02/your-customer-advocate-will-provide-you-with-a-blindfold-and-a-cigarette/</loc><lastmod>2017-04-21T08:36:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/10/27/its-all-fun-games-until-the-check-arrives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fightingforthecheck1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fightingforthecheck</image:title><image:caption>My turn, I believe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fightingforthecheck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fightingforthecheck</image:title><image:caption>My turn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-19T00:21:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/09/28/hands-free-across-the-generation-gap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wheresthephone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where'sthephone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/wheresthephone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where'sthephone</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-03T23:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/09/21/healthy-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/foodpyramidcircus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foodpyramidcircus</image:title><image:caption>Come one, come all...step right up for the biggest show on earth!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-18T22:51:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/09/13/epic-bloggah-meet-up-sends-maine-spinning-off-into-the-atlantic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bloggahmeetup5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloggahmeetup5</image:title><image:caption>Behind the scenes in Wardrobe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bloggahmeetup4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloggahmeetup4</image:title><image:caption>The other patrons were....skeptical.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bloggahmeetup3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloggahmeetup3</image:title><image:caption>There were people, and dogs, and lobstah.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bloggahmeetup2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloggahmeetup2</image:title><image:caption>Awkward.  Yet thoughtful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bloggahmeetup1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloggahmeetup1</image:title><image:caption>Too much awesome for one photo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-20T17:47:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/08/24/life-has-meaning-once-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/toddlersandtiarasredbull.gif</image:loc><image:title>toddlersandtiarasredbull</image:title><image:caption>Git it baby girl!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pegbeautyqueen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegbeautyqueen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-13T11:57:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/01/02/opening-night-of-the-living-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ballerinazombies2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ballerinazombies2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-22T21:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/08/18/when-it-comes-to-reality-tv-the-secret-to-success-is-crystal-clr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/teacheratblackboardclr3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teacheratblackboardCLR3</image:title><image:caption>Professor Peg schools some wannabes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-22T17:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/08/03/life-cleanup-on-aisle-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/grocerystorecleanup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grocerystorecleanup</image:title><image:caption>Try not to cry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/lifecleanup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lifecleanup</image:title><image:caption>Try not to cry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-30T17:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/07/20/madison-avenues-artisanal-scam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cheeseshopbehindthescenes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheeseshopbehindthescenes</image:title><image:caption>Pay no attention to anything going on behind the curtain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-08-10T05:29:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/07/13/researching-homo-sapiens-vacationus-at-the-watering-hole/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-20T17:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/06/28/using-hand-crocheted-doilies-to-cover-wine-stains-and-other-clever-hints/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/blackboxcardinalhouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackboxcardinalhouse</image:title><image:caption>Any discriminating cardinal would feel right at home with a nice Cabernet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/blackboxbirdnest2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackboxbirdnest2</image:title><image:caption>Discriminating cardinals are sure to feel right at home with a nice Cabernet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-07T20:52:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/06/17/my-dad-has-no-rhythm-yet-is-still-the-master-of-the-dance/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-10T15:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/06/15/a-paranoids-guide-to-summertime-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/summertimebath2alfredgeorgestevens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summertimebath2AlfredGeorgeStevens</image:title><image:caption>Getting my summer on.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-20T16:02:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/06/04/big-game-hunting-in-the-wilds-of-indiana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/thebighunt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thebighunt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-13T18:53:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/05/31/arrrr-how-i-fought-off-capn-microbeard-and-his-bloodthirsty-band-of-pirates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/windowsbattleatsea1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>windowsbattleatsea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/windowsbattleatsea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>windowsbattleatsea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/microsoftpirate2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>microsoftpirate2</image:title><image:caption>Cap'n Microbeard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-05T03:23:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/05/17/10-beauty-tips-for-beautiful-beauty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/clarabowwithmoneyhairandlips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clarabowwithmoneyhairandlips</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-07T04:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/05/10/taking-my-art-on-the-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tollboothmessage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tollboothmessage</image:title><image:caption>Some of my work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-17T19:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/04/23/dear-travelocity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/travelocitychasingwildebeest1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It ain't easy to run in heels.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-26T20:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/04/15/step-away-from-the-1040-before-somebody-gets-hurt/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-05T12:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/04/08/got-food-drink-incontinence-pads-time-to-call-the-irs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sleepingbag1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepingbag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/punching-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punching 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indeed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-11T06:50:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/01/13/show-the-girl-a-good-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/datenight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>datenight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/hamburgerhelpercarsons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamburgerhelpercarsons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/alices-restauranttarget2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alices-restaurantTarget2</image:title><image:caption>You can get anything you want...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-11T06:52:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2016/01/07/crouching-tiger-crapping-coyote/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/crouchingcoyote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crouchingcoyote</image:title><image:caption>OK, this one definitely looks more crouchy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/crappingcoyote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crappingcoyote</image:title><image:caption>Crouching?  Crapping?  You tell me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wileecoyoteprunes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wileecoyoteprunes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wile-e-coyote-geese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wile-e-coyote-geese</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-13T22:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/10/17/why-youll-never-see-ornamental-cabbage-on-the-cover-of-us-weekly/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-07T17:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/12/30/thoughts-on-500/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/500hatsofbartholomewcubbins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>500hatsofBartholomewCubbins</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pegolegmarkettiming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pegolegmarkettiming</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-11T07:01:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/12/21/last-minute-gift-ideas-so-youre-not-ebenezer-screwed-again-this-year/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-29T06:57:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/12/18/walmart-a-holiday-pageant/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-22T14:38:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/12/17/holiday-greeting-cards-whats-the-real-message/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-21T15:07:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/12/15/my-sister-in-law-is-ruining-the-economy/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-21T19:17:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/12/10/all-glory-and-honor-to-the-ho-ho-holiday-caption-contest-winner/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-17T04:51:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/12/08/vote-in-the-ho-ho-holiday-caption-contest/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-11T01:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/12/02/ho-ho-holiday-caption-contest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_20151115_122957_736-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20151115_122957_736-1</image:title><image:caption> “Stay tuned for ‘Santa Slayed,’ tonight’s episode of CSI: North Pole” </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-17T02:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/11/24/the-slightly-slutty-selfie-and-other-feminine-poses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/handsonhipsselfieharness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handsonhipsselfieharness</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/handsonhipsselfiegirls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handsonhipsselfiegirls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/handsonhipsselfie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handsonhipsselfie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/handsonhipsbeautyqueen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handsonhipsbeautyqueen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/handsonhipsimpatient.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handsonhipsimpatient</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/handsonhipsmom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handsonhipsmom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-29T23:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/09/11/let-your-fingers-do-the-talking-universal-sign-language-for-drivers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/driversverydispleased21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversVeryDispleased2</image:title><image:caption>I am somewhat displeased.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/driversverydispleased2-e1410382980467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversVeryDispleased2</image:title><image:caption>I am somewhat displeased.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/driverscantgoon3-e1410382914470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversCan'tGoOn3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/driverssorry2-e1410382881154.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversSorry2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/driverslightchanged2-e1410382845580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversLightChanged2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/driversgivemestrength2-e1410382812237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversGiveMeStrength2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/drivershowthanks2-e1410382772590.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversHowThanks2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/driversmergevirg2-e1410382726334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversMergeVirg2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/driversnoyougo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driversNoYouGo2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-13T02:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/11/21/tell-those-extra-pounds-to-scat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sirisaacundertheappletree1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sirisaacundertheappletree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T18:50:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/11/11/through-the-glass-darkly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cottagewalice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cottagewAlice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-20T15:37:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/11/05/big-star-big-head-big-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hairstars1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hairstars1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-11T23:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/10/20/you-vill-take-ze-toy-und-you-vill-luff-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gestapohappymeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gestapohappymeal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-12T21:24:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/10/14/ask-miss-peg-o-leg/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-12T18:43:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/10/10/in-defense-of-the-fanny-pack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pegfannypackvacation1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me on vaca. What? WHAT???</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fannypackmomjeans1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking stylish, OH yeah.</image:title><image:caption>Chillin' with the rest of the PTA and lookin' gooooood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-13T18:49:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/09/29/magic-carpet-ride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rugsellerwgraverugs2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rugsellerwgraverugs2</image:title><image:caption>Magic Carpets - only $500 over invoice!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-31T05:07:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/09/22/jack-sprat-and-his-ocd-wife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jackspratcoffeecreamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jackspratcoffeecreamer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-10T12:40:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/09/09/whats-the-big-idea-am-i-dumb-or-something/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/linalemontbombay1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LinaLemontBombay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/linalemontbombay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LinaLemontBombay</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-16T20:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/09/03/rocks-of-ages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>005</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>647</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-08T14:33:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/08/29/prisoners-may-trade-get-out-of-jail-free-cards-for-student-ids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/prisonerinlamborghini1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't do the crime if you can't...pull an all-nighter for your English 101 final.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-04T17:26:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/08/25/and-then-there-were-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/peg6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peg6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-08T14:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/08/18/a-tale-of-two-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hilary-and-phyllis2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hillary and Phyllis2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hilary-and-phyllis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hilary and Phyllis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-27T00:27:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/08/11/and-the-oscar-for-best-performance-in-a-dickens-tragedy-goes-tomy-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sallyasolivertwist1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyasolivertwist</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sallyasolivertwist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyasolivertwist</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-18T23:35:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/08/04/are-you-a-wuss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nightoflivingdeadwpopcorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nightoflivingdeadwpopcorn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wussjaws.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wussjaws</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/puttputtjoinsthecircus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puttputtjoinsthecircus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/legolordoftherings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legolordoftherings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/residentevil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>residentevil</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tomandjerrywoman-on-stool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TomAndJerrywoman on stool</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wussometer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wussometer2</image:title><image:caption>I'm a 12.  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He's so ashamed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/04/the-jacket-entries-post-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uncle-sam-wants-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uncle-sam-wants-you</image:title><image:caption>Please no cracks about my beard. I'm a little sensitive about it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:13:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/08/the-jacket-a-nagging/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:13:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/09/the-jacket-entries-post-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/studying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>studying</image:title><image:caption>The creative process.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/14/the-jacket-entries-post-four/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hypnosis2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hypnosis2</image:title><image:caption>Tom....Tom Wojciechowski...Tom...Tom Wojciechowski...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/16/the-jacket-entries-the-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ford20feet20on20desk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ford%20Feet%20on%20Desk</image:title><image:caption>Famous Michigander (and blog-lover) Gerald Ford gets ready to read The Jacket entries before the big game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:11:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/23/the-jacket-polling-is-open/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:10:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/26/the-jacket-a-sordid-past-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketterry1-e1332536320415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketterry1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketrick1-e1332536418983.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketrick1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketrichie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketrichie1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketpeg2-e1332536540359.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketpeg2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketmk1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketmk1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketliz1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketliz1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketlib1-e1332536581864.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketlib1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketkate1-e1332536609549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketkate1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketjudy1-e1332536639745.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketjudy1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jacketjohn-e1332536685161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacketjohn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:10:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/31/the-jacket-time-to-hang-it-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/darlasjacket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>darlasjacket</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T17:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/03/18/who-are-you-and-why-are-you-here/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-21T09:41:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/03/12/things-grown-up-you-does-that-10-year-old-you-would-never-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/smokingundertheporch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smokingundertheporch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T16:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/02/24/i-love-old-people-all-of-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/babypeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babypeg</image:title><image:caption>Whatever happened to sweet, baby Peg-o?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-28T13:47:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/02/17/the-good-the-bad-and-the-low-flush-toilet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/floater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>floater</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-02T21:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/02/09/kanye-krashes-kompetition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kanyespellingbee1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kanyespellingbee</image:title><image:caption>Can you spell, "jerk"?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kanyekimbutt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kanyekimbutt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kanyespellingbee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kanyespellingbee</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-20T22:41:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/02/05/what-snew/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/snowmaggedonbumble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowmaggedonbumble</image:title><image:caption>Bumbles bounce!  Off your bumper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/pegsnewcolumnmob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegsnewcolumnmob</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-20T22:43:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/01/27/religion-versus-the-bubonic-plague/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/churchwindowchild.jpg</image:loc><image:title>churchwindowchild</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-16T23:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/01/20/service-with-a-sniffle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sickcustomerservice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sickcustomerservice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-04T00:21:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/01/13/next-stop-total-world-domination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pegnocchio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegnocchio</image:title><image:caption>Peg-o-Leg: real writer or jackass?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-16T15:01:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2015/01/05/why-i-would-rather-try-to-find-the-funny-than-the-meaning-of-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/knighttakestoilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knighttakestoilet</image:title><image:caption>Sir Loin of Beef</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-18T22:53:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/12/22/last-minute-gift-ideas-to-keep-you-from-being-ebenezer-screwed/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-12T04:01:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/12/19/wal-mart-the-christmas-play/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-10T22:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/12/15/little-red-hens-christmas-joy/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-20T12:42:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/12/02/a-toilet-paper-roll-er-coaster-ride-through-my-brain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/peghamsterintoiletpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peghamsterintoiletpaper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T13:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/11/19/maslows-hierarchy-of-public-transportation-needs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/maslow52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maslow5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/maslow51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maslow5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/maslow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maslow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/maslow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maslow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-12T22:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/11/06/are-you-an-optimist-or-a-pessimist/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-03T06:32:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/11/04/dont-thank-me-for-voting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/voted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>voted</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-03T04:49:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/10/30/health-insurance-companies-hate-sick-people-and-liechtensteinians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/healthcarewithliechtensteiner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>healthcarewithliechtensteiner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-01T05:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/10/22/malaising-grace-how-sweet-the-sound/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-01T05:59:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/10/14/take-a-bite-out-of-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/squinkies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squinkies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/phantom-tollboothwords.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phantom-tollboothwords</image:title><image:caption>Come on along.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-01T22:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/10/06/gimme-a-steaming-mug-of-sodium-caseinate/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-17T14:55:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/09/25/iphone-6-plus-big-hit-everywhere-but-in-your-pants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone6</image:title><image:caption>The grand finale - blushing bride and her techno-bouquet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone5</image:title><image:caption>When pockets would ruin the line of a man's skirt, the Fifi Fone Saddle to the rescue!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone8</image:title><image:caption>Entire outifit is one, big hidden pocket</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone9</image:title><image:caption>The Crow's Nest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone3=4</image:title><image:caption>No unsightly tan lines with this swimsuit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone3</image:title><image:caption>Draw, Pardner!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone2</image:title><image:caption>Feather your nest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fashionweekphone7b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fashionweekphone7b</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-30T00:43:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/09/17/invasion-of-the-iphone-snatchers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/iphone6snatchers21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iPhone6snatchers2</image:title><image:caption>You can run, but you cannot hid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/iphone6snatchers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iPhone6snatchers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/iphone6snatchers2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iPhone6snatchers2</image:title><image:caption>You can run, but you cannot hide.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-06T13:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/01/24/miss-peg-o-legs-bloggy-guide-to-excruciatingly-correct-comment-etiquette/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fphat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fphat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-13T22:30:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/09/04/take-the-bucket-o-chicken-challenge-to-cure-laff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bucketorubberchickens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bucketorubberchickens</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/knockknockteacher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knockknockteacher</image:title><image:caption>A dedicated volunteer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-21T23:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/08/29/my-best-friend-won-the-nobel-prize-and-i-stayed-home-to-watch-toddlers-tiaras/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jeezumcrowawards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best Actress</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-09T20:41:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/07/29/facebook-ruined-my-life-now-they-must-pay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/familyphoto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>familyphoto</image:title><image:caption>Oh, the humanity</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-19T06:48:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/07/23/song-lyrics-i-got-horribly-wrong-387/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hornybacktoad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hornybacktoad</image:title><image:caption>So very wrong.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-08T02:27:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/07/10/how-to-earn-the-title-worlds-worst-mother-in-law/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/virginiamil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VirginiaMIL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/endoramil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EndoraMIL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-29T21:23:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/06/04/confessions-of-a-serial-tweaker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/drevil3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drevil3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-10T19:06:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/05/28/caution-funky-stuff-going-on-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pegmummy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegmummy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-27T13:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/05/23/one-small-step-one-giant-leap-again/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-02T16:45:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/05/20/lost-one-husband-substantial-reward-for-safe-return/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/deadendgypsyroad2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadendGypsyroad2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-02T18:33:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/05/13/help-wanted-bon-vivant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/helpwantedbacchus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>helpwantedbacchus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-20T15:33:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/05/05/how-to-avoid-being-a-clueless-dolt-this-graduation-season/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-13T02:48:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/04/22/my-feelings-for-smokey-the-bear-are-so-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/potatochipndales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potatochipndales</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mrclean_cs_mrclean_logo_display_image.png</image:loc><image:title>mrClean_CS_MrClean_logo_display_image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scrubbingbubbles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scrubbingbubbles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tony_the_tiger_1955.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony_the_Tiger_1955</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tony-the-tigernew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tony-the-tigernew</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/smokeythebearnew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smokeythebearnew</image:title><image:caption>Come on baby light my fire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-20T15:35:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/04/17/feeling-shiny-and-new/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ymap2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ymap2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-21T14:59:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/04/16/show-me-the-new/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/climbingoutofmyrut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>climbingoutofmyrut</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-03T00:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/04/10/presumed-stupid-until-proven-otherwise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/soap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/toiletbancartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toiletbancartoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sink</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/faucet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faucet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/washhands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>washhands</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T17:59:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/04/04/sorry-did-you-say-something/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tellingmystory2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tellingmystory2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T19:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/03/26/a-brief-history-of-wordpress-as-it-pertains-to-why-i-rarely-get-freshly-pressed-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pegwordpresstimeline1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegwordpresstimeline</image:title><image:caption>A chart can simplify complex ideas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pegwordpresstimeline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegwordpresstimeline</image:title><image:caption>A chart often simplifies complex issues.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/p-diddy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>p-diddy</image:title><image:caption>Matt Mullenweg.  Or it could be P. Diddy. They hang together so much people get them confused.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/storywranglers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>storywranglers</image:title><image:caption>Just like the Story Wranglers bullpen, except they are much hotter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T22:07:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/03/21/bag-ban-scofflaws-may-soon-be-saying-sack-it-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stocksindaleyplaza2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stocksindaleyplaza2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-31T15:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/03/17/it-is-a-happy-st-patricks-day-indeed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ireland-309-038.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ireland-309 038</image:title><image:caption>The Irish Sea- she's a hoary bitch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ireland-019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IReland 019</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-27T12:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/03/14/is-it-my-bad-if-i-feel-bad-when-my-bad-isnt-very-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/clownballoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clownballoon</image:title><image:caption>balloon artist courtesy of Wobbles The Clown</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-02T17:01:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/03/11/ill-see-that-wheelchair-and-raise-you-one-prius/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phone-11-13-to-3-14-068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phone 11-13 to 3-14 068</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lotofpretension.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LotofPretension</image:title><image:caption>Parking in the Lot of Pretension</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-02T16:54:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/03/04/sinners-tiaras/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-02T16:52:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/02/27/my-life-is-a-pert-diagram/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/stairwaytoheaventoilet6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stairwaytoheaventoilet6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/stairway_to_heaventoilet2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stairway_to_heaventoilet2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T00:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/02/21/i-am-not-jennifer-tucker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/carrie_bradshaw_shoes2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carrie_bradshaw_shoes2</image:title><image:caption>Not me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T04:43:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/02/18/did-you-get-your-songfluenza-vaccination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mileytongue1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mileytongue</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T00:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/02/10/this-would-be-funnier-if-it-happened-to-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/snowlaser2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowlaser2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-15T12:17:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/01/31/what-are-your-lunar-new-year-resolutions/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-11T06:11:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/01/28/what-not-to-say-during-the-polar-vortex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/freezingguy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freezingguy</image:title><image:caption>Freezing guy courtesy of US News &amp; World Report.  It is NOT cold enough for him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-01T19:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/01/20/im-absolutely-sure-that-everything-i-believe-might-possibly-be-true/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-22T17:16:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2014/01/09/if-you-dont-post-this-on-your-facebook-page-it-means-you-want-me-to-die/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-21T14:46:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/12/31/she-really-is-a-maineiac/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-07T18:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/08/22/memory-building-blocks-for-remembering-memories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/goodhumorplaytruck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodhumorplaytruck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/stoneycreekdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StoneyCreekDr</image:title><image:caption>I always loved those ice cream cones with the little sprinkles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-30T15:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/12/30/my-new-years-resolution-screw-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/newyearspeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyear'speg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T18:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/12/19/the-u-s-postal-service-probably-stashed-my-christmas-cards-under-a-viaduct-in-chicago-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmascardpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmascardpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/postmanstampsholiday.png</image:loc><image:title>PostmanStamps+Holiday</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmasnewsletter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmasnewsletter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmascardbusiness2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmascardbusiness2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmascardkardashians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmascardkardashians</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-31T21:04:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/12/17/the-wal-mart-christmas-musical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/walmartmusical2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walmartmusical2</image:title><image:caption>Thanks to People of Wal-Mart for the raw footage.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-31T07:38:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/12/13/little-red-hens-christmas-story/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-30T04:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/12/09/my-sister-in-law-is-still-ruining-the-u-s-economy/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-19T06:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/11/01/what-we-remember-at-the-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bropat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bropat</image:title><image:caption>My macho brother and his not-so-macho station wagon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T23:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/10/14/goldilocks-and-the-fruit-of-the-loom-100-cotton-hipsters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/goldilockshipsters21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goldilockshipsters2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T13:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/10/04/pay-no-attention-to-that-woman-on-your-lawn-with-the-hefty-bags/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/buttsinsnow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buttsinsnow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/trashbyroad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trashbyroad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/trashbarrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trashbarrel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bradyhouse2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bradyhouse2</image:title><image:caption>Pay no attention to that woman by the curb...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T12:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/09/19/how-to-lose-weight-and-look-years-younger-with-absolutely-no-effort-on-your-part/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/comarejuvacation1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comaRejuvacation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/comarejuvacation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comaRejuvacation</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T23:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/09/07/riders-on-the-corn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ridersonthecorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ridersonthecorn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-13T14:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/08/27/what-not-to-hear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/robocaller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robocaller</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T00:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/08/13/like-two-ships-that-pass-in-the-park/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shipsinthepark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shipsinthepark</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kensingtonkill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kensingtonkill</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-21T20:51:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/08/08/these-are-a-few-of-my-favorite-things-london-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pimmsoclock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pimmsoclock</image:title><image:caption>It's Pimm's O'Clock!  Liz at the Swan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-637-e1375985659448.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 637</image:title><image:caption>'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. Fancy a carriage ride, guvna?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-687-e1375985447952.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 687</image:title><image:caption>Me and a few friends drop by Buckingham Palace to see the Queen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-704-e1375984998579.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 704</image:title><image:caption>Looking at Nelson's Column, Trafalgar Square, from the front window of the National Gallery (bathrooms below).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-935-e1375912668514.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 935</image:title><image:caption>The only trash barrel in all of London.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-798-e1375824433154.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 798</image:title><image:caption>Good hair vs evil hair. Weasleys and Malfoys at the Harry Potter Studio tour</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-728-e1375824589647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 728</image:title><image:caption>Working the "tube" like natives.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-930-e1375824797246.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 930</image:title><image:caption>Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...Regent's Park</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-673-e1375824866901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 673</image:title><image:caption>Congrats on the royal baby - at the local pub.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/camera-7-13-785-e1375824951172.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera 7-13 785</image:title><image:caption>Going to the Great Hall for sorting ...Harry Potter Studio tour</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-21T18:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/08/06/dantes-inferno-to-add-tenth-circle-for-jerk-wad-drivers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/leftlaneinhell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leftlaneinhell</image:title><image:caption>Don't forget to pay the toll.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/leftlanedrivers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leftlanedrivers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T01:23:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/07/25/he-who-must-not-be-named-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-img_20130724_113621_785-1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-IMG_20130724_113621_785-1-1.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-img_20130724_113138_442-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-IMG_20130724_113138_442-1.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-img_20130725_031602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-IMG_20130725_031602.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T04:12:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/07/23/the-royal-hatchling-has-flown-the-coop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-135.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-135.JPG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-kate-and-william.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-Kate-and-William.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T16:45:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/07/22/the-innocent-abroad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-david-cameron-will-puff-out-his-red-cheeks-for-a-royal-baby-1512782.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-David-Cameron-will-puff-out-his-red-cheeks-for-a-royal-baby-1512782.jpeg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-27T19:51:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/this-one-should-have-been-freshly-pressed/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-02T20:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/07/09/freshly-pegged-gone-fishin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gonefishing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gonefishing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-21T21:42:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/07/03/freshly-pegged-the-middlest-sister/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/freshlypeggedmiddlesister.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freshlypeggedmiddlesister</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T22:21:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/07/01/mortal-kombat-battle-for-the-monkey-bars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pego.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pego</image:title><image:caption>Look, how spontaneous!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wpid-monkey-bars-over-pavement-21.png</image:loc><image:title>wpid-monkey-bars-over-pavement-2.png</image:title><image:caption>Do you feel lucky?  Well do you...punk?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wpid-scottfarkus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-scottfarkus.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T22:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/06/26/freshly-pegged-susie-lindaus-wild-ride/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-25T22:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/06/24/one-small-step-one-giant-leap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/byebyebaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>byebyebaby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/baby-walking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-walking</image:title><image:caption>Off she goes, into the wild, blue 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I hear the music, I need to sing!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-14T14:35:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/01/10/using-old-familiar-words-that-nobody-has-ever-heard-before/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/janeausten3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>janeausten3</image:title><image:caption>Yo, wazzup with this shiz?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T01:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2013/01/03/skipping-stones-in-the-pond-of-life-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/skippingstones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skipping Stones</image:title><image:caption>Picture courtesy Picture Day, http://picproj2722.wordpress.com/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-08T16:44:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/12/22/them-thats-got-shall-geta-mix-master/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mixmastermonopoly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mixmastermonopoly</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-27T15:59:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/12/21/last-minute-gift-ideas-to-keep-you-from-being-ebenezer-screwed-again-this-year/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-27T17:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/12/18/the-real-sounds-of-the-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/woman-with-hangover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hangover</image:title><image:caption>Tis the season...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-28T05:12:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/12/14/my-sister-in-law-is-ruining-the-us-economy-again/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-19T04:01:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/12/12/to-grandmothers-house-we-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/wiseguyscard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wiseguyscard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-15T19:08:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/12/07/peep-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/peepetsyheader-yellow-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PeepEtsyHeader-Yellow-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-17T21:17:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/12/05/wal-mart-the-christmas-musical-redux/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-12T23:05:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/11/27/all-hands-on-deck-the-halls/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-06T01:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/11/21/true-confessions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/batmancrafty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batmancrafty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/batman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dscn0213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0213</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dscn0219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0219</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dscn0202.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0202</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dscn0199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0199</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/peep2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peep2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-01T20:22:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/11/13/cmon-wordpress-papa-needs-a-new-pair-of-bowling-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mcdonaldspegoleg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcdonaldspegoleg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T15:50:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/11/05/riding-the-curl-on-the-spacetime-continuum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/clockwave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clockwave</image:title><image:caption>Gnarly, dude.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T14:55:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/10/29/all-in-the-political-family-when-mom-dad-play-favorites/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/romneyobama1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romneyobama1</image:title><image:caption>Mom &amp; Dad in a happier time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T21:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/10/11/malaising-grace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/teeteringontheedge1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teeteringontheedge1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/fallwalk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fallwalk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T21:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/10/08/life-is-better-with-a-pint-of-vermonts-finest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/benjerrys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ben&amp;jerrys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/deathbychocolate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deathbychocolate</image:title><image:caption>Clean up in aisle 6</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T14:34:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/10/02/my-parental-hearing-aid-has-saved-my-bacon-on-more-than-one-occasion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/parentalhearingaid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parentalhearingaid</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T14:48:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/09/27/how-to-appear-culturally-literate-in-a-snoop-dogg-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/shakespearesnoopdogg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakespearesnoopdogg</image:title><image:caption>To be, or not to be n****ga ho.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-11T02:06:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/09/24/suffering-from-seasonal-closet-schizophrenia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pegonbeach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegonbeach</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-13T21:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/09/19/how-sharper-than-a-serpents-tooth-is-an-ungrateful-candy-manufacturer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/reeses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reeses</image:title><image:caption>NO!  I don't love you.  I refuse to love you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-28T22:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/09/14/home-sweet-mchome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mp900427640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burger &amp; Fries</image:title><image:caption>when in Rome...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T02:29:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/09/12/a-discussion-of-modern-social-grooming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/monkeypeg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkeypeg</image:title><image:caption>I've always relied on the kindness of strangers...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/monkeypeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkeypeg</image:title><image:caption>I've always relied on the kindness of strangers...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T18:47:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/09/06/move-over-dear-abby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dearabby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dearabby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-18T17:34:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/09/05/tiptoe-through-the-tulips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/elmerfudd1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elmerfudd</image:title><image:caption>Be vewy, vewy quiet...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/elmerfudd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elmerfudd</image:title><image:caption>Be vewy, vewy quiet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-05T18:03:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/31/do-you-have-to-be-that-monopoly-guy-in-the-silk-top-hat-to-get-elected-in-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-women.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-women</image:title><image:caption>Women wallpaper: Serious women think the candidate is HOT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-whitemen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-whitemen</image:title><image:caption>White Men wallpaper: Serious white men like the candidate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-wallpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-wallpaper</image:title><image:caption>Wallpaper wallpaper: goes with most every decor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-royals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-royals</image:title><image:caption>Royals wallpaper: Royals think the candidate is top drawer (Americans are secretly jealous of countries that have all that aristocracy stuff.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-puppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-puppies</image:title><image:caption>Puppies wallpaper: who doesn't love puppies?  And puppies love the candidate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-presidents.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-presidents</image:title><image:caption>Presidents wallpaper: All the dead presidents would have approved of the candidate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-kids</image:title><image:caption>Kids wallpaper: Kids love the candidate, and you know what they say about how kids and dogs can tell about people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-innercityschool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-innercityschool</image:title><image:caption>High school wallpaper: The candidate is so hip and with-it that teenagers wish they were old enough to vote for him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-health.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-health</image:title><image:caption>Healthcare wallpaper: People in lab coats approve of the candidate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wallpaper-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpaper-flag</image:title><image:caption>Flag wallpaper: Candidate is a true, patriotic son/daughter of (insert country here).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T20:06:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/29/turning-dine-whining-into-fine-dining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/olivegardensnuggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olivegardensnuggie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/treasure_chestbikini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treasure_chestbikini</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/restaurant-diners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>restaurant-diners</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/crackerbarrelbelt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crackerbarrelbelt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/eltoneyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eltoneyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/redlobstersnuggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redlobstersnuggie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T22:19:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/27/all-hail-the-monday-grownup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/morning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morning</image:title><image:caption>Just a typical Monday morning at my house.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T08:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/23/wearing-my-heart-on-my-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pegpokerface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegpokerface</image:title><image:caption>You can't read..you can't read my..no, wait...you CAN read it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T13:46:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/20/flirting-then-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pinchmeshorts1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinchmeshorts</image:title><image:caption>La, sir..meet me for a quickie in the locker room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pinchmeshorts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinchmeshorts</image:title><image:caption>La, sir..meet me in the locker room for a quickie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/fanflirting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fanflirting</image:title><image:caption>La, sir, spare my blushes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T13:47:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/16/miracle-weight-loss-secret-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/scentsacake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scentsacake</image:title><image:caption>Shake, shake, shake!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/faleciaafter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faleciaafter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sensafalecia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sensafalecia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T19:26:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/14/the-letter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/spell-check.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spell-check</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T22:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/09/this-is-the-greatest-blog-post-ever-written/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/this-is-your-brain-on-drugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs</image:title><image:caption>This is my...wish I had some bacon to go with this.  I love bacon!...what were we talking about?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/egg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egg</image:title><image:caption>This is my brain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-26T14:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/07/mary-poppins-is-full-of-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/marypoppinspoison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marypoppinspoison</image:title><image:caption>Open up.  That's it...this will go down in the most delightful way!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-22T16:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/02/where-is-the-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/welcometar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>welcomeTar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-05T16:29:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/03/aint-it-tree-mendous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/extree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>extree</image:title><image:caption>I think that I shall never see...this tree. Again.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-26T14:32:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/07/25/breaking-the-fourth-wall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/workoutblinderspeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>workoutblindersPeg</image:title><image:caption>Practically an unretouched, life-like representation of the event.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T21:27:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/07/20/this-whatchamacallit-is-the-greatest-thing-since-sliced-bread/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/oddstuffdiwalicelebrations.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oddstuff</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/07/17/i-sold-out-to-the-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/contracttime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contracttime</image:title><image:caption>Peg-o-Leg inks a deal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bigeyedcat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigeyedcat</image:title><image:caption>Please love me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/advertisingbrain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>advertisingbrain</image:title><image:caption>This is your brain on wieners...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:18:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/07/11/homo-sapiens-vacationus-at-the-watering-hole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/swimcap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swimcap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pool</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:18:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/07/02/dont-let-tinkerbell-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tinkerbell2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tinkerbell2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/toilet2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:17:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/28/with-apologies-to-robert-frost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/drivethroughhell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drivethroughhell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/26/sometimes-nature-is-a-fanged-demon-of-destruction-that-wants-to-eat-you/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-11T18:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/22/summer-when-the-early-goose-gets-the-worm-in-capistrano/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/summercapistrano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summercapistrano</image:title><image:caption>Some sights you see while sightseeing in the summer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:15:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/19/how-dead-is-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hosni_mubarak_uni.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hosni_mubarak_uni</image:title><image:caption>AP file photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:14:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/15/my-dad-has-no-rhythm-yet-he-is-master-of-the-dance/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/12/earth-priestess-of-spring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dead-garden2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead-garden2</image:title><image:caption>Looking pretty good ...for dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/druiddeadgarden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>druiddeadgarden</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:11:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/07/kaption-kontest-kreates-krazy-konnections/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/06/chicago-gets-her-knockers-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chicago.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago</image:title><image:caption>Chicago shines for breast cancer research!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/megwenavonwalk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me&amp;gwenavonwalk</image:title><image:caption>Me &amp; Gwen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/moe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moe</image:title><image:caption>Dearest Moe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/moefamily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moefamily</image:title><image:caption>A family of love.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:10:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/04/stuff-that-can-rub-a-dub-dub-you-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bubble-bathpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bubble-bathpeg</image:title><image:caption>Gee, I could go for a little snack right about now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:09:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/01/there-are-too-many-talented-people-on-here/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-04T16:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/29/notmyproblemitis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/zombiedmv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombiedmv</image:title><image:caption>How may we help you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:07:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/25/interplanetary-mental-commuting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blogworld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogworld</image:title><image:caption>Blogging on the moon: still OK</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:06:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/22/the-day-the-music-died/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:05:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/21/ive-fallen-and-i-cant-get-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/weeblepeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weeblepeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wyethdq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wyethdq</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:05:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/18/the-amazing-gymbic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gymbicball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gymbicball</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:04:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/16/when-johnny-comes-marching-home-again-revisited/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/14/miss-peg-o-legs-guide-to-excruciatingly-correct-comment-etiquette/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/callingcard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>callingcard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T14:35:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/10/my-mothers-hands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:02:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/09/aint-technology-great/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/horse-pulling-smart-car-shopped-or-not.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse-pulling-smart-car-shopped-or-not</image:title><image:caption>Photo source: Shopped or not</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:01:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/07/government-agencies-land-in-the-alphabet-soup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/secretserviceguys1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secretserviceguys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/secretserviceguys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secretserviceguys</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T14:00:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/01/i-am-the-line-slayer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/check-out-line.jpg</image:loc><image:title>check-out-line</image:title><image:caption>Curse you, Peg-o-Leg!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T13:58:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/08/01/the-substitute-babysitter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/babysitting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babysitting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-17T20:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/07/31/todays-brown-plate-special/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pegwaitressexlax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegwaitressexlax</image:title><image:caption>Today's special...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-16T04:52:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/07/23/cancer-can-kiss-my-ass/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-31T22:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/19/great-dining-expectations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/meatloaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meatloaf</image:title><image:caption>Let me top off that coffee, honey.  Did you save room for some coconut cream pie?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hotdoggasstation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotdoggasstation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/big-mac-extra-value-meal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big-mac-extra-value-meal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dinerfood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dinerfood</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/asianfusion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asianfusion</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/finedining.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finedining</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-22T14:21:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/14/a-mental-roller-coaster-ride-or-toilet-paper-toilet-paper-my-kingdom-for-some-toilet-paper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/toiletroll3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toiletroll3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/toiletroll2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toiletroll2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/toiletroll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toiletroll</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tp3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tp3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tp2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tp2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tp1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tp1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-14T03:53:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/06/08/weekend-wanderings/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-14T22:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/30/bloggy-shout-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pegoleg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegoleg</image:title><image:caption>Peg-o-Leg courtesy of The Middlest Sister </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-01T16:55:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/04/26/im-the-crypt-keeper-no-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/knightpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knightpeg</image:title><image:caption>Just a sec, Indy, I can't get this social security to balance.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/churchladypeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>churchladypeg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T17:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/04/23/embracing-the-whack-a-mole-philosophy-of-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/whack-a-mole2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whack-a-mole2</image:title><image:caption>Sorry - I forgot to shave today.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T17:27:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/04/18/dear-political-opponent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dmz2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dmz2</image:title><image:caption>Medic. MEDIC!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T17:26:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/04/16/step-away-from-the-1040-and-nobody-gets-hurt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/goober.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goober</image:title><image:caption>Happy Goober Days to all!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stepaway-e1334522013964.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stepaway</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/simplifiedtax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simplifiedtax</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/topoftheworld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>topoftheworld</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T17:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/04/11/better-living-through-reeses-peanut-butter-cups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/reesescake2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reesescake2</image:title><image:caption>Voila! (that's French for "ooh, baby!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/reeseschainsaw-e1334066594487.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reeseschainsaw</image:title><image:caption>Cake Crafting - the final frontier</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/reesesapproval-e1334066658658.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reesesapproval</image:title><image:caption>The official seal of approval!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/reesesprep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reesesprep</image:title><image:caption>Pay no attention to all that wine paraphernalia...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/reesescake-e1334066621134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reesescake</image:title><image:caption>Yummmmm!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T17:24:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/05/03/lets-go-for-a-visit/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-05T16:28:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/04/27/friday-folderol/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-01T14:15:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/02/16/move-over-bauhaus-make-room-for-bozo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/clownartad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clownartAD</image:title><image:caption>The next, big thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/creepysadclown2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepysadclown2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T17:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/02/20/sinners-tiaras-the-ash-wednesday-episode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/beautyqueen2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T17:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/19/horton-hatches-the-post/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-18T17:20:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/22/old-drivers-are-making-me-crazy-young-ones-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/grandtheftwindow2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grandtheftwindow2</image:title><image:caption>Curse you young driver!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/grandtheftwindow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grandtheftwindow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T17:19:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/27/save-me-im-becoming-an-old-lady/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sleeve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeve</image:title><image:caption>Oh, the humanity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/oldladykleenex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldladykleenex</image:title><image:caption>I'm blowing it...blowing it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T17:14:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/29/didja-hear-about-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat-reading-the-newspaper1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat-reading-the-newspaper</image:title><image:caption>Gratuitous funny picture of LOL cat reading the newspaper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat-reading-the-newspaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat-reading-the-newspaper</image:title><image:caption>Gratuitous LOL cat reading newspaper picture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T14:37:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/04/02/if-youre-staring-at-your-lap-while-dining-with-me-you-best-be-playing-with-yourself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/degas-absinthe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>degas-absinthe1</image:title><image:caption>Degas sure got how a body might feel. Where's my absinthe?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T14:36:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/04/05/when-synonyms-are-not-synonymous-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-18T14:35:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/30/the-jacket-voting-deadline-looms/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-31T05:01:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/02/24/the-jacket-a-call-to-arms-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/0119022149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0119022149</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-28T14:03:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/06/dear-beloved-investor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/savvyinvestorcat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>savvyinvestorcat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-20T15:55:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/03/12/everything-i-need-to-know-in-life-i-learned-from-star-trek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/startrekmccoybelly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>startrekmccoybelly1</image:title><image:caption>"Dammit, Lib, I'm a doctor, not a...doctor."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-20T15:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/02/23/colon-blow-day-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/beans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beans</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to my nightmare.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-06T17:12:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/02/29/jump-into-leap-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/leaplewismartin22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leaplewismartin2</image:title><image:caption>Dean &amp; Jerry jump for joy to be on my blog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/leap18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leap18</image:title><image:caption>Leap 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life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-16T20:54:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/01/05/its-too-late-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pegtrain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pegtrain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/resolution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resolution</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-07T17:04:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2012/01/03/how-do-you-see-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/richworld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richworld</image:title><image:caption>Just a couple of guys playin' ball.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thinkerpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thinkerpeg</image:title><image:caption>Boy, those trips to the gym are really starting to pay off for me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/richworld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richworld</image:title><image:caption>Just a couple of guys, playing ball.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/worldhydrant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worldhydrant</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kardashiansonstage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kardashiansonstage</image:title><image:caption>they strut and fret their hour...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/worldashtray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worldashtray</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to My Street, Anywhere, USA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/womanwoyster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>womanwoyster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T14:31:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/12/29/the-magical-freshly-pressed-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cinderellacoach2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cinderellacoach2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/skierstats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skierstats</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-09T22:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/12/27/garcon-treatmill-for-one/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-04T09:59:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/12/22/the-true-meaning-of-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nativitygrandpa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nativitygrandpa</image:title><image:caption>Blessings 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photo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-23T22:23:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/12/08/gloves-come-off-in-michiganwisconsin-mitten-kerfuffle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mitfing21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mitfing2</image:title><image:caption>Michigan suggests Wisconsin subtract 4 fingers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mitfing2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mitfing2</image:title><image:caption>Michigan responds to 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You love me...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-25T14:06:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/12/05/when-reality-tv-almost-becomes-reality/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gleegwen1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gleegwen</image:title><image:caption>Mine is the cutie on the right!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gleegwen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gleegwen</image:title><image:caption>Mine is the cutie on the right 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let me out of the house looking like this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bonhamcarter4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bonhamcarter4</image:title><image:caption>Who let me out of the house like this?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-10T16:14:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/11/07/the-plaintive-cry-of-the-newbie-blogger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/diarybed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diarybed</image:title><image:caption>read me, read me, read me...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-09T19:41:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/11/03/will-pac-man-gobble-up-the-king%e2%80%99s-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pactax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US INCOME TAX FORMS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-07T17:18:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/11/01/big-brother-marketing-a-nightmare-in-one-act/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fabioprinterdream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fabioprinterdream</image:title><image:caption>Dreaming of office supplies...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-04T15:24:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/27/looking-for-mr-morpheus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lookingformrmorpheus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lookingformrmorpheus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lookingformrmorpheus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lookingformrmorpheus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-09T17:04:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/25/biggest-loser-family-edition-who-stole-the-kishka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rubenskishka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubenskishka</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-27T13:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/21/announcing-the-personal-mannequin-persuasion-system/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/voodoopeg3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>voodooPeg3</image:title><image:caption>Do do that voodoo that you do so well</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-01T16:54:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/02/take-aim-at-annoying-television-and-score-big/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/guns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guns</image:title><image:caption>Choose from a fun selection of remotes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/popuptv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>popuptv</image:title><image:caption>Take aim at annoying TV.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-24T18:09:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/18/smartphone-apps-we-could-really-use/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cone-of-silencejeeves1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COne-of-Silencejeeves</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cone-of-silencejeeves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COne-of-Silencejeeves</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-31T18:24:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/21/banking-days-and-boogie-nights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/saturdaynightfeverpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saturdaynightfeverpeg</image:title><image:caption>Me and JT, boogying down.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-28T22:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/20/wheres-wordpress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/whereswordpress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whereswordpress</image:title><image:caption>Let's all play!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-26T14:22:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/17/a-cupdate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/starbucks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starbucks</image:title><image:caption>Just a gal and her latte, lose in the big city.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/millenniumface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millenniumface</image:title><image:caption>gimme a latte</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/millenniumbean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millenniumbean</image:title><image:caption>Not a coffee bean.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-20T13:56:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/14/happy-anniversary-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/goofydollar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goofydollar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-18T12:33:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/12/falling-as-verb-noun-and-state-of-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/leavespeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leavesPeg</image:title><image:caption>My afternoon of the mind.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-25T21:56:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/10/a-cup-a-cup-a-cup-a-cup-of-sodium-caseinate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pumpkincreamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkincreamer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T14:45:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/06/always-a-caption-contest-bridesmaid-never-a-bride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/captionbridesmaid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captionbridesmaid</image:title><image:caption>I've been to this rodeo before. If you don't mind the mixed metaphors.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-14T13:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/10/04/i-got-bubkes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/desert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>desert</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/musepeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>musepeg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T13:22:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/30/spamalot-%e2%80%93-a-second-helping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wordpressknights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wordpressknights</image:title><image:caption>WordPress will come riding in, faster than an African swallow!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-03T14:52:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/28/designed-to-sell-this-house-virgins-international%e2%80%a6pick-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/househunters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Macquarie Island</image:title><image:caption>I've found the beachfront cottage of my dreams!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-30T13:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/26/gentlemen-prefer%e2%80%a6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/stripper4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stripper4</image:title><image:caption>These gentlemen are eager to help a lady.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-29T13:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/23/biggest-loser-family-edition-one-new-pound/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/logjamrubens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logjamrubens</image:title><image:caption>Waiting for the fat logjam to break free.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T14:24:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/21/i-didn%e2%80%99t/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cute-cloud-rain-cartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute-cloud-rain-cartoon</image:title><image:caption>Not sure who drew this cartoon of my mood found on the interwebz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-21T05:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/20/if-old-is-such-a-lousy-place-to-be-why-is-everybody-doing-their-damnedest-to-get-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/signs5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>signs5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-24T15:23:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/14/people-are-nice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/0912011319a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0912011319a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/0912011319.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0912011319</image:title><image:caption>stop and smell the bathroom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-22T14:46:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/07/orange-and-blue-game-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/illinoishat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>illinoishat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/illinoisfootball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>illinoisfootball</image:title><image:caption>the houses of the holy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-13T20:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/06/writing-the-turd-in-the-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kidinpool1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kidinpool</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kidinpool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kidinpool</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T21:46:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/09/02/the-rubaiyat-of-redneck-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/whiskeyworms4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whiskeyworms4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-08T17:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/31/call-me-sheila-or-what%e2%80%99s-in-a-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/meangirlsmom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meangirlsmom</image:title><image:caption>Amy Poehler in "Mean Girls" defines the Sheila-Mom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/classroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>classroom</image:title><image:caption>"Yo, Sheila!  Teach!  I gotta take a *&amp;@%$ dump!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-04T15:39:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/29/gs-phone-home-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/etphone1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ETphone</image:title><image:caption>ET rudely texting a friend while Drew Barrymore is talking to him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/etphone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ETphone</image:title><image:caption>ET rudely texting home while Drew Barrymore is talking to him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-01T01:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/11/08/gs-phone-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/00356602.gif</image:loc><image:title>phone home</image:title><image:caption>phone home</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-27T15:52:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/25/how-i-did-my-groove-thang-with-earth-wind-fire-on-cloud-nine-almost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ewfangels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ewfangels</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-27T15:03:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/23/biggest-loser-family-edition-how-low-can-you-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rubensfudge1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubensfudge</image:title><image:caption>Get thee behind me, fudge demon!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rubensfudge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubensfudge</image:title><image:caption>No, no!  Not the black cherry!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-30T14:10:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/22/it%e2%80%99s-hip-to-be-square%e2%80%a6right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nerd2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nerd2</image:title><image:caption>That guy from Revenge of The Nerds is probably ironic now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-26T03:06:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/19/google-the-bunny-bixler-obituary-a-cautionary-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mame2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mame2</image:title><image:caption>Wish I'd had an Auntie Mame.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-24T19:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/18/further-evidence-that-i-do-not-play-well-with-others/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bells.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bells</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-21T23:50:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/17/writing-wryly-whining-and-whying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/snapeafter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snapeafter</image:title><image:caption>Trying to make life more user-friendly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-21T18:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/15/when-johnny-comes-marching-home-again%e2%80%a6hurrah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/johnny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnny</image:title><image:caption>Welcome home! Park the laundry U-Haul in the driveway...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vampirewakeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vampirewakeup</image:title><image:caption>It's your 2pm wake-up call!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-20T02:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/12/biggest-loser-family-edition-doing-the-cha-cha/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tortoisediet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tortoisediet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rubenschacha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubenschacha</image:title><image:caption>Doin' the diet dance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-14T16:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/10/cottage-style-decorating-tips-from-the-secret-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/holsterapron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Holsterapron</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bidencottage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bidencottage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-11T15:51:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/09/zig-or-zag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/moonbank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moonbank</image:title><image:caption>Left or right...up or out?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-11T13:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/08/we-are-not-amused/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/queenlobster2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>queenlobster2</image:title><image:caption>How are we doing this evening?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-09T13:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/03/sign-sign-everywhere-a-sign/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/treesign2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treesign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/flagsign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flagsign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/obamasign1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obamasign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/treesign1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treesign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/obamasign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obamasign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/treesign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treesign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bracessign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bracessign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stimulussign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stimulussign</image:title><image:caption>These signs stimulate my blood pressure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-08T13:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/08/01/she-who-acts-as-her-own-doctor-has-a-fool-for-a-patient/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/drfrankensteinabbynormal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drfrankensteinabbynormal</image:title><image:caption>Leading medical experts agree on my diagnosis.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-11T13:54:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/28/mab-smackdown-raw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/smackdownlib.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smackdownlib</image:title><image:caption>Lib even got a new hat in case her hair falls out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-11T13:59:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/27/biggest-loser-family-edition-virtue-is-it%e2%80%99s-own-reward-but-not-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rubenspizza1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubenspizza</image:title><image:caption>Working my feminine wiles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rubenspizza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubenspizza</image:title><image:caption>Working my wiles for personal gain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-03T16:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/25/the-tell-tale-heart-of-the-matter-some-little-habits-can-drive-you-to-murder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/flooreye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/eye4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye4</image:title><image:caption>Kill the friend?  Eye, eye, captain!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/eye3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye3</image:title><image:caption>Eye see you, so...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T15:40:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/22/sometimes-nature-is-fanged-demons-of-destruction-that-are-trying-to-eat-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/snakejafar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snakejafar</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to Nature.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-25T19:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/12/ode-to-the-summer-cold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cold3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cold3</image:title><image:caption>Getting my beauty sleep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cold</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-21T17:37:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/21/biggest-loser-family-edition-partying-in-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rubenshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubenshot</image:title><image:caption>Party in hell.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-22T16:14:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/20/ode-on-a-tree-in-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/treeac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treeac</image:title><image:caption>The simple joys of nature.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-21T16:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/21/short-little-attention-span-theatre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hamletcell2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamletcell</image:title><image:caption>For in that sleep of death, what texts may come, when we have shuffled off this mobile phone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hamletcell1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamletcell</image:title><image:caption>Alas, poor cell phone, you are not a Droid..</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hamletcell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamletcell</image:title><image:caption>Alas, poor cell phone, you are not a Droid..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T17:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/18/where-is-the-life-of-the-future-that-hollywood-promised-an-open-letter-to-the-scientific-community/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/startrek3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>startrek3</image:title><image:caption>Three to beam to Hawaii, Mr. Scott.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/startrek2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>startrek2</image:title><image:caption>Three to beam to Miami, Mr. Scott.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jetsons1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jetsons1</image:title><image:caption>Cruising, Jetsons style.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-21T13:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/14/biggest-loser-family-edition-getting-philosophical-about-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rubenscone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubenscone</image:title><image:caption>I love me some ice cream.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-15T00:05:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/05/biggest-loser-family-edition-party-like-it%e2%80%99s-1999/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rubensicecream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubensicecream</image:title><image:caption>No, no! Wild horses couldn't drag us to the all-you-can-eat sundae bar!  Oh, I see you've got some wild horses.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T14:44:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/11/invasion-of-the-ipod-snatchers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/invasionipad2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>invasionipad2</image:title><image:caption>Nowhere to run to...nowhere to hide.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/invasionipad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>invasionipad</image:title><image:caption>There are just a few - oh, so few - of us left to fight the good fight.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T14:00:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/08/%e2%80%9csexy%e2%80%9d-has-taken-over-from-%e2%80%9cthe%e2%80%9d-as-the-most-used-word-in-the-english-language/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rightsaidfred2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rightsaidfred2</image:title><image:caption>Right Said Fred said it all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-11T14:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/06/and-the-emmy-of-secret-shamefulness-goes-to%e2%80%a6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/toddlersdolly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toddlersdolly</image:title><image:caption>Every little girls dream...and source of endless therapy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-09T19:10:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/29/my-grocery-store-knows-me-better-than-my-husband-does/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/grocerystore4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grocerystore4</image:title><image:caption>Love clean-up on aisle 3</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-01T19:58:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/07/01/how-you-can-help-me-become-a-world-renowned-respected-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/shakespearepegoleg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakespearepegoleg</image:title><image:caption>Just sayin' what everyone's thinkin'.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-02T15:00:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/27/biggest-loser-family-edition-losing-is-for-winners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rubenshair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubenshair</image:title><image:caption>Cut it all off - there must be 2 pounds of hair there.  Is that my dinner? Thanks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-04T22:39:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/24/my-mirror-is-a-big-fat-liar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/funhousemirror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funhousemirror</image:title><image:caption>Mirror, mirror on the wall...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-05T00:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/22/i-tourist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/touristcomparison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>touristcomparison</image:title><image:caption>A side-by-side comparison</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-02T15:01:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/20/biggest-loser-family-edition-game-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rubens2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubens2</image:title><image:caption>No thanks, I'm on my way to the gym. Perhaps my sister would like a chocolatey Ho-Ho.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-30T13:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/17/my-dad-can-clear-a-room-quicker-than-anyone-i-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/myfamily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>myfamily</image:title><image:caption>Guess which one has trouble stopping at one graham cracker for an afternoon snack?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gwrichartiiifamily-1969-s1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GWRichartIIIFamily-1969-s1</image:title><image:caption>Dad is the one in the plaid coat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-05T00:01:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/15/hey-secretary-of-labor-ask-me-how-to-end-unemployment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tricycleunemployment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tricycleunemployment</image:title><image:caption>Everyone hop aboard the tricycle of full employment!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-29T14:03:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/10/contract-law-401-negotiating-with-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/moses21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moses2</image:title><image:caption>God's attorney takes a deal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/moses2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moses2</image:title><image:caption>God's lawyer takes a deal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-19T23:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/08/i-am-a-worrywart-is-that-a-bad-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/airplane21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airplane2</image:title><image:caption>How I would look providing aid and comfort to a fellow traveler. If I had done so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/airplane2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airplane2</image:title><image:caption>Had I helped a fellow passenger, it may have looked something like this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-19T23:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/06/somewhere-under-the-rainbow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/minivan2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>minivan2</image:title><image:caption>Which way to the beach?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-09T21:07:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/26/when-did-the-character-building-haircut-give-way-to-botox-for-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/scan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan</image:title><image:caption>Me, full of character at 5. Thanks Mom!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-30T14:34:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/06/02/let-them-eat-cake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake</image:title><image:caption>My wedding cake has lasted longer than most marriages.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-07T14:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/30/throwing-in-the-towel/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-04T02:53:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/24/i-suffer-from-post-traumatic-bra-stress-disorder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bragarden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bragarden</image:title><image:caption>Tiptoe, through the binders...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-01T13:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/22/earning-the-respect-of-my-fellow-wordpress-bloggers-has-me-humbled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/spam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spam</image:title><image:caption>Open up a fresh can of comments!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/spam2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spam2</image:title><image:caption>Open up a fresh can of comments!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-20T14:04:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/19/because-it-was-a-cold-and-rainy-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/todolist1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>todolist</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-16T18:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/18/curl-up-dye-you-gravy-sucking-pig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/salon3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salon3</image:title><image:caption>Try our meaty haunches!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-20T13:49:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/16/when-do-you-get-to-do-whatever-you-want-without-worrying-about-the-consequences/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thelittleengine1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thelittleengine1</image:title><image:caption>"The Little Engine That Could" By Watty Piper, embellished by me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-19T13:37:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/13/life-in-a-sanctified-feline-vomitorium/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/blackcat2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blackcat2</image:title><image:caption>Clean up on aisle 4!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/beebysick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beebysick</image:title><image:caption>Cat Gack Attack!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-05T21:19:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/11/the-doilyfication-of-man-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pennzoil1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pennzoil1</image:title><image:caption>Actual, unretouched photo of my oil-change place. Sorta.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-16T00:34:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/09/everything-you-need-to-know-to-survive-this-graduation-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thegraduate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thegraduate</image:title><image:caption>Photo of "The Graduate" courtesy of "The Graduate". Duh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-11T13:24:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/06/how-bad-teeth-judge-judy-will-make-me-rich-beyond-my-wildest-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/judge_judy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Judge_Judy2</image:title><image:caption>Wait until you feel my justice upside yo head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-09T13:48:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/05/04/civilization-breaks-down-lord-of-the-flies-reenacted-in-the-restroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/restroom4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4039-13247</image:title><image:caption>Civilization breaks down.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-10T13:47:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/29/t-shirtable-quote-of-the-day-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tshirtlongstory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tshirtlongstory</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-29T20:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/28/blog-update-intimate-strangers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sparrowcorridor21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparrowcorridor2</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes you don't get to know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sparrowcorridor2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparrowcorridor2</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes, you don't get to know.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-02T13:54:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/27/soon-i-will-be-as-famous-as-charlie-sheen-but-im-not-nuts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/charlietrain1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlietrain1</image:title><image:caption>Next stop, Crash &amp; Burn Gultch!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-29T03:10:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/25/the-vehicular-gourmet-presents-fine-automotive-dining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/0313011459.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0313011459</image:title><image:caption>Hollandaise Jigglers just make sense on the go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/0313011451.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0313011451</image:title><image:caption>Strawberry fields, forever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/strawberry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strawberry</image:title><image:caption>Strawberry fields, forever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/asparagussteak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asparagussteak</image:title><image:caption>Come on in - the dining is just fine!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/potatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potatoes</image:title><image:caption>Hmm, which tasty tater to eat first? Eenie, meenie...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/feedbag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feedbag</image:title><image:caption>The elegant Sac Soupcon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drinks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinks</image:title><image:caption>Remember: red with meat!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/elegantmeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elegantmeal</image:title><image:caption>A typical Monday night meal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-26T14:29:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/23/jabba-the-mab/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jabbaboxingring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jabbaboxingring</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-14T02:09:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/21/idot-and-the-screaming-semis-from-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/semi31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Semi3</image:title><image:caption>Out for a Sunday drive on Route 80</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/semi3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Semi3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-24T22:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/18/we-need-more-taxes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/taxlien-e1491934733657.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taxlien</image:title><image:caption>If you do the crime, you pay the fine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-05T08:46:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/15/kentucky-fried-chicken-and-the-honey-sauce-factories-of-zorg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/honeysauce3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honeysauce</image:title><image:caption>If I had taste buds, I know I would like this stuff. Yum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/warehousezorg23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warehousezorg2</image:title><image:caption>Proud members if the Zorg Comestible &amp; Slug Trail Producers Union</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/warehousezorg22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warehousezorg2</image:title><image:caption>Proud members of the Zorg Comestible and Slug Trail Producers Union.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/honeysauce2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honeysauce</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/honeysauce1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honeysauce</image:title><image:caption>If I had tast buds, I know I'd like this stuff. Yum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/honeysauce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honeysauce</image:title><image:caption>If I had taste buds, I'm sure I'd like this stuff - yum!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/warehousezorg21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warehousezorg2</image:title><image:caption>Proud member of the Zorg Comestible and Slug Trail Producers Union</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/warehousezorg2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warehousezorg2</image:title><image:caption>Proud member of the Zorg Comestible and Slug Trail Producers Union</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-18T14:49:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/13/let%e2%80%99s-make-a-deal-%e2%80%93-hunchback-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/letsmakeadeal1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>letsmakeadeal</image:title><image:caption>I'll take the curtain where Carol Merrill is now standing!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/letsmakeadeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>letsmakeadeal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-22T14:06:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/10/no-more-pooper-scooping-i-am-an-artiste/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/capote71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>capote7</image:title><image:caption>Thanks to another good writer, Truman Capote, for lending his sangfroid.   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/brontes11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brontes1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/brontes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brontes1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/capote7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>capote7</image:title><image:caption>Kudos to Truman Capote for the loan of a soupcon his sangfroid</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-30T21:47:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/07/intimate-strangers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sparrowcorridor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparrowcorridor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-11T13:59:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/05/t-shirtable-quotes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/icecreamtshirt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>icecreamtshirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/icecreamtshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>icecreamtshirt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-05T15:46:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/04/03/our-healthcare-system-is-fine-and-dandy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drolgaheart3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drolgaheart</image:title><image:caption>The Dr. will see you now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drolgaveins2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drolgaveins</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drolgaveins1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drolgaveins</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drolgaheart2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drolgaheart</image:title><image:caption>The Dr. will see you now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drolgaheart1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drolgaheart</image:title><image:caption>The Dr. will see you now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drolgaveins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drolgaveins</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drolgaheart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drolgaheart</image:title><image:caption>The Doctor will see you now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-05T15:15:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/31/stowaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/stowaway2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STOWAWAY2</image:title><image:caption>Bound for freedom!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T14:34:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/29/how-to-tell-if-you-are-a-pessimist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/optometer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>optometer</image:title><image:caption>Know Thyself</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/optometer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>optometer</image:title><image:caption>Know Thyself</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/optimeter1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>optimeter</image:title><image:caption>Know Thyself</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/optimeter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>optimeter</image:title><image:caption>Know Thyself</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T14:18:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/26/cave-in-at-the-real-life-mine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mine2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mine2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-28T14:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/17/omg-an-affair-to-remember-lol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/anaffairtoremember53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anaffairtoremember5</image:title><image:caption>I will love you forever!  Or the next two weeks, whichever comes first.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/anaffairtoremember52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anaffairtoremember5</image:title><image:caption>I will love you forever! Or for 2 weeks, whichever comes first.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/anaffairtoremember51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anaffairtoremember5</image:title><image:caption>I will love you forever! Or for 2 weeks, whichever comes first.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/anaffairtoremember5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anaffairtoremember5</image:title><image:caption>I will love you forever (or 2 weeks, whichever comes first)!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-29T23:10:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/16/howard-hughes-and-the-importance-of-going-to-church/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/churchwindowchild2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>churchwindowchild2</image:title><image:caption>Plague be with you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-25T22:30:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/14/once-upon-a-mattress-or-when-i-knew-i-was-a-grownup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mattresspeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mattresspeg</image:title><image:caption>Moving day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-28T14:18:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/10/public-enemy-1-eludes-fitness-police/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fitnesspolice1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman Exercising with Dumbells</image:title><image:caption>You have the right to remain buff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mostwanted2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mostwanted2</image:title><image:caption>The eyes of a stone cold smoker</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fitnesspolice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman Exercising with Dumbells</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-15T21:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/09/freshly-pressed-and-feelin-fine/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-10T22:28:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/07/horton-hatches-the-idea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/horton2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horton2</image:title><image:caption>Quiet!  Writer at work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/crazybird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazybird</image:title><image:caption>My baby!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-09T22:56:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/04/victoria-is-got-a-secret/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/victoria3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>victoria3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-10T21:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/03/02/paper-pulp-fiction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/paper1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paper</image:title><image:caption>Please lumberjack responsibly!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/paper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paper</image:title><image:caption>Please lumberjack responsibly!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/treekillers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treekillers</image:title><image:caption>When will the carnage end?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/treekillers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treekillers</image:title><image:caption>When will the carnage end?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T16:26:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/28/using-technology-to-avoid-commitment-the-padded-room-variety/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/crazylady21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazylady2</image:title><image:caption>Portrait courtesy of lackcolor.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/crazylady2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazylady2</image:title><image:caption>Portrait courtesy of lackcolor.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T19:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/25/breach-of-promise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/slush2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slush2</image:title><image:caption>My slushy puddle of pain...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/slush1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slush</image:title><image:caption>All you left me was alone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/slush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slush</image:title><image:caption>All you left me was alone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-14T13:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/23/who-are-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/charlies-angels11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlies-angels1</image:title><image:caption>Silhouette courtesy of whats-their-names.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/charlies-angels1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlies-angels1</image:title><image:caption>Silhouette courtesy of whats-their-names.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T15:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/18/songfluenza-outbreak-nearly-an-epidemic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/goatherdsneeze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goatherdsneeze</image:title><image:caption>The Lonely Goatherd - highly contagious!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gaga2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaga2</image:title><image:caption>I want your disease!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gaga2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaga2</image:title><image:caption>I want your disease!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/goatherdsneeze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goatherdsneeze</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-09T14:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/17/how-i-know-that-spring-will-come/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boots</image:title><image:caption>You served me well, noble steeds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pinkshoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinkshoes</image:title><image:caption>My feet, enjoying a well-deserved rest on my desk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T23:42:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/15/change-would-do-you-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bar-graph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bar graph</image:title><image:caption>Up, up and away!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-21T17:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/14/when-speaking-the-language-of-love-better-bring-an-interpreter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cockroach31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cockroach3</image:title><image:caption>Cupid meets Fear Factor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-16T14:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/11/t-shirtable-quote-of-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tshirtwedding1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tshirtwedding</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-12T16:56:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/08/top-goat-selling-techniques/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/moschinobluedotsgoat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moschinobluedotsgoat</image:title><image:caption>Fashions by Moschino. Goat by Peg-o-leg-o-mutton Models.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-28T12:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/07/the-best-10-minutes-of-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alarm2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alarm</image:title><image:caption>The piper must be paid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alarm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alarm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alarm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alarm</image:title><image:caption>The piper must be paid</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/00387950.jpg</image:loc><image:title>00387950</image:title><image:caption>Time to pay the piper</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-07T19:12:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/03/i-am-the-secret-love-child-of-dave-barry-and-erma-bombeck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/daveerma14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daveerma1</image:title><image:caption>I think I have dad's chin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/daveerma3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daveerma</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/daveerma12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daveerma1</image:title><image:caption>I think I have Dad's chin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/daveerma11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daveerma1</image:title><image:caption>I think I have my dad's chin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/daveerma2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daveerma</image:title><image:caption>I think I have my dad's chin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/daveerma1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daveerma</image:title><image:caption>I think I have my dad's chin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/daveerma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daveerma</image:title><image:caption>I think I have my dad's chin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-12T16:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/02/01/how%e2%80%99s-an-honest-writer-supposed-to-compete-with-nekked-bubbies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/boobsvsstop1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boobsvsstop</image:title><image:caption>Nekked boobs and stop sign both altered by author</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/boobsvsstop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boobsvsstop</image:title><image:caption>Nekked boobs and stop sign altered by author.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-05T16:12:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/31/stop-sign-101-%e2%80%93-a-refresher-course/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stopsigns1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stopsigns</image:title><image:caption>When turning, observe the double stop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stopsigns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stopsigns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stop-sign2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stop-sign2</image:title><image:caption>Sign at the corner of Apathy and Rudeness</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-05T16:11:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/28/when-synonyms-are-not-synonymous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/thesaurus-e1296157706208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thesaurus</image:title><image:caption>A rose by any other name...would be a dandelion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-31T16:11:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/27/what-not-to-wear-the-small-town-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fashionwoman1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FashionWoman[1]</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-30T19:32:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/26/how-i-discovered-my-super-powers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wonderpeg2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wonderpeg2</image:title><image:caption>Here I come to save the day....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-27T22:13:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/24/rodentiation-who-ya-gonna-call/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tomjerry3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tomjerry3</image:title><image:caption>It's not funny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ghostbuster2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostbuster2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-28T14:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/20/to-serve-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alien4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien4</image:title><image:caption>Can I get a towel?  Please?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/alien3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-08T21:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/18/bret-baier-causes-flabby-abdominals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/charles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bretvstummy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bretvstummy</image:title><image:caption>A real photo of Bret, but not a photo of my real tummy.  Sigh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bretvstummy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bretvstummy</image:title><image:caption>Not my actual tummy. Sigh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bretvstummy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bretvstummy</image:title><image:caption>Not my actual tummy.  Sigh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-05T13:12:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/17/the-flower-duet/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-17T23:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/14/writing-vs-lying-on-the-floor-at-wal-mart-kicking-screaming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/peaches31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peaches3</image:title><image:caption>Literizing and it feels so good!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/peaches3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peaches3</image:title><image:caption>Literizing, and it feels so good!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-17T14:48:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/08/wal-mart-the-musical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/walmart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walmart</image:title><image:caption>Thanks to peopleofwalmart.com for this moving photo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-07T17:58:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/12/r-i-p-%e2%80%9cbunny%e2%80%9d-bixler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/00174937.jpg</image:loc><image:title>00174937</image:title><image:caption>She stepped on the ping-pong ball</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/00436213.png</image:loc><image:title>00436213</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-16T14:51:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/10/bottled-ghosts-sold-in-new-zealand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/casperbottle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>casperbottle</image:title><image:caption>Ghostly catch &amp; release program.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/casperbottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>casperbottle</image:title><image:caption>Ghostly catch &amp; release program.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-16T00:15:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/06/cdc-health-tips-cut-down-on-veggies-and-frozen-rodents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ratsicle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ratsicle</image:title><image:caption>No more Ratsicles before dinner - you'll spoil your appetite!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-16T00:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/05/new-year-old-year-updates/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-05T18:00:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2011/01/03/move-over-comcast-and-att-drucker-net-is-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/druckernet2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>druckernet2</image:title><image:caption>State-of-the-art technology for rural America</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T00:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/29/treadmill-for-one-garcon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/maitred.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waiter Holding Tray</image:title><image:caption>Be sure to tip your maitre d' sweat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-30T16:04:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/02/why-i-wish-i-were-an-insect-temporarily/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bigfly4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigfly</image:title><image:caption>Me as a fly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bigfly2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigfly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bigfly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigfly</image:title><image:caption>Me, as a fly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-19T18:55:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/22/barkeep-another-round-of-fermented-yak-snot-for-my-buddies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cavefamily21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cavefamily2</image:title><image:caption>Stoneage poker night</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cavefamily2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cavefamily2</image:title><image:caption>Stone-age poker night</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-30T20:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/20/i-shop-therefore-i-am-enlightened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/betty_grable-veiled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Betty_Grable veiled</image:title><image:caption>Betty Grable tries on a new look.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-22T15:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/17/life-saving-holiday-hints-for-the-very-very-wealthy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/monopolyguy3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monopolyguy3</image:title><image:caption>So the holiday season isn't open season on old, rich guys.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-20T15:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/15/a-chickens-work-is-never-done-little-red-hens-christmas-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/henwithtree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henwithtree</image:title><image:caption>Little Red Hen taking care of Christmas business.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-23T01:46:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/13/oprah%e2%80%99s-2020-anniversary-special-features-freshly-pressed-author/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/oprahold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oprahold</image:title><image:caption>Oprah looks great for 70!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-20T23:27:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/10/my-sister-in-law-is-ruining-the-u-s-economy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nodiet2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nodiet</image:title><image:caption>Eat papa, eat!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/eggnogcow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eggnogcow</image:title><image:caption>Support your local eggnog farmer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nodiet1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nodiet</image:title><image:caption>Support your local eggnog farmer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nodiet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nodiet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-31T10:26:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/12/06/annual-insurance-review-s-claus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/santaburninghouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaburninghouse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-08T04:47:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://pegoleg.com/2010/11/30/stop-the-presses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://pegoleg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/boomerz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boomerz</image:title><image:caption>All there in black and 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Up on the second floor on the left, tiny and faded? Yeah. 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