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Some of you know my guilty secret of eternal shame, that I love the show Toddlers & Tiaras.That should clue you that I like a little bling. Sometimes I have trouble balancing my love for the sparkly stuff with my desire … Continue reading
com·pul·sion noun \kəm-ˈpəl-shən\ 2: an irresistible persistent impulse to perform an act (as excessive hand washing) I have a little behavioral quirk that I call Hyper-Efficiency Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. You might call it Weirdness. Here’s a recent example. A television … Continue reading
Jennifer Tucker wears Manolo Blahniks. I wear Easy Spirit Fun-timers Jennifer Tucker shops at Saks. I shop at Big Lots. Jennifer Tucker is first in line on the day they have the latest iPhone. I am first in line on … Continue reading
I’ve been humming the theme song from “Gilligan’s Island” all day. This brain worm reminded me of the time I got Songfluenza so bad, I barely escaped with my life… ========================================================== I’ve picked up a nasty virus. It’s just getting … Continue reading
Happy New Year! Friday, January 31st marks the Lunar New Year, and you know what that means. If you’ve already blown your regular New Year’s resolutions, this is your chance for a fresh new start. Except, obviously, Lunar New Year … Continue reading
The next person who says “cold enough for ya?” to me is gonna get an icicle to the jugular. I’m not kidding. Don’t say it. OK, so half the country is suffering through the nightmare of a polar vortex. It’s … Continue reading
“Obama is a communist.” “Republicans hate women.” “Your brother got cancer from drinking Coke.” These are actual things that real people said to me during the past week. Each statement was delivered as fact. With firm, fist-pounding-on-table certainty. With an … Continue reading
I sat down today to list the many ways in which I stink. This annual cataloging of faults (with accompanying promises to do better) is a practice better known as making New Year’s resolutions. Coming up with raw material was … Continue reading
It’s that time of year again. A time when everyone is filled with the milk of human kindness and a desire to help their fellow man. Fellow men like those working at the U.S. Postal Service. Christmas card season is … Continue reading