Tag Archives: beauty

A Single, Burning Question

Posted on March 7, 2013 by

Another snowstorm just blanketed the Midwest.  Our souls yearn for Sprightly Spring, but Wooly Winter shows no sign of slackening her icy grip.  Punxsutawney Phil has gone back into hibernation and so have I. That little vestige of prehistoric brain … Continue reading →

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Why You’ll Never See Ornamental Cabbage On The Cover Of “Us Weekly”

Posted on October 17, 2012 by

I wish I were gorgeous. If you’re beautiful, that’s all you need to achieve fame and fortune (F&F) in life. I’ve done a lot of scientific research on this topic.  That research consists of watching TV, reading tabloids in the … Continue reading →

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T-Shirtable Quote Of The Week

Posted on January 24, 2012 by

  Personal Grooming Division  

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My Mirror Is A Big, Fat Liar

Posted on June 24, 2011 by

I saw some pictures from our vacation the other day.  Looking at myself, I couldn’t believe it.   That fading, flabby, middle-aged woman was me?  They say that the camera doesn’t lie, so that means my mirror is the culprit. It’s … Continue reading →

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